valvertgoldmine:

bearsatan:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

um damn

This is why you don’t fuck with New Zealanders

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

manlymanang:

oppa-strider-style:

hannahechelon:

lolshane:

This is honestly the greatest thing I have ever seen occur on the internet.

Thats literally all omegle is

asl

omg dying

fullmetalavatar:

tlrledbetter:

theanimationarchive:

animationtidbits:

How to Train Your Dragon 2 - First Look

Hiccups all grown up!

The reports kinda oversold the hotness of the grown-up Hiccup and Astrid… But they ARE hot.

that’s one bad ass motherfucker!

tralfamadorienne:

safe-behind-bars:

brickeponine:

you think i’m kidding but i’m not

there was a slide on eponine but i chose tactfully not to include that

THIS WHOLE fUCKING POWERPOINT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG

YES. Friends contemplating reading the Brick, seriously do it for all of these reasons and more.

psych-quotes:

1. Whenever someone is angry and confrontational, stand next to them instead of in front of them. You won’t appear as so much of a threat, and they eventually calm down.

2. Open with “I need your help.” People don’t like the guilt of not helping someone out. When asking for…

thusspakekate:

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

i am done with all of you.